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LUNCH CONVERSATIONS!

12/09

The following actually happened during science class...

K: Philly, you're psycho. I'm taking away you're pencil.

N: *points at CapriSun, finger getting nearer. Blows hard, nothing happens. Takes finger and quickly pushes CapriSun while continuing to blow*

K: Then you have to unbuckle something in the crotch.

N: That gives a whole new meaning to the word foot massage *bump from K under table*

L: Come one N! Let's go out.
N:If my boat were afloat, that would sink it. *L tries to lick pencil*

L: N, lick!
*N headdives to the paper and licks it*

K: N, you misspelled crotch!

L: Drop it! Drop it! Bad doggy! *hits N repeatedly on back of head*
N: It's not like I have an open safety pin in there!

L: I think this is the 7th grade movie... they're doing animals.
N: Are they? Isn't that illegal...

**Gifted Interview: How do you get out of a straight jacket?
K: You do that... and then that... then unbuckle something in the crotch.
N: *bites her arm repetitively*
L: Swing your arms over your head... and if you're really flexible and happen to be male, use your "foot".
**

N: Stroak it's belly! Stroak! Stroak!

These happened during lunch...

N: You see, it's important as you grow up to spend quality time in the bathroom.

L: Just because I look at you in complete confusion doesn't mean I don't understand.

K: La La La La (repeat a hundred times) MY BRAIN LACKS OXYGEN

L: Fudge!
K: What?
L: Fudge!
K: What?
L: Fudge!
K: What the hell do you mean by 'Fudge'?!

This happened during Health Class...

Cammy: Why are you obsessed with getting your saliva on me?!
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*Note: We had silent lunch after about 5 minutes of talking today, so it's not that great...

L: Ya want em? They're slimy
C: I wanna feel em!

K: I just turned on the TV and it said "Do you want feel good music?" and I was like WHOA!

C: This isn't Picadilly's!

C: We're like "then, when I was smokin the crack rock..."

K: Do you suffer from long term memory loss?
C: I don't remember!

K: Narf! Pinkey and the Brain... caterpillar...scullypitter!

C: Mmmmm... Curly fries and crack rock!

L: Lindsay wan to cuddle wit scullypitter...

12/02

12/01

K: This is awkward. Lindsay's not wearing pants and she's sitting right across from me.
N: Ya think that's odd. I'm sitting next to her, and I'm not wearing my pants... I'm wearing Caleys!

N: Watch Caley never come back with the pants...
L: She better... I'm half naked!

L: Hey Ganesh!
N: Look away!
C: She's taking her pants off!
G: Ok. I'll watch.
L: I'm changing, please hold.

L: Ok... I have... successfully
M: It looks like your playing with yourself.
L: Aw, shit. The zippers stuck! Hey Niki, do you have a thong I can borrow?
N: Lemme go ask Colleen!
L: These are quote going on my website... and these are my pants! *holds up pants*

L: Um guys... I really need a thong.
K: And then on Texas Island...
M: The pants God!
K: *singing* Pa-a-a-a-a-ants....

L: Changing pants in the cafeteria is fun! You should try it!
N: *gurgles water* Die!

L: Naked times over kids... put your clothes back on.
C: Ah...damn
L: NAKED TIME!
N: That was ONE night! Or maybe...365.

L: Everything's better with barbecue sauce... _______

*Note: The names are not there simply because I was lazy and didn't want to type them all out. If you know me and my circle of friends, you'll know who said all these things.